A-Rod being real subtle while cheating in the post-season.

Sheffield thrusting his steroid-shrunken genitals all over the field.

Since ESPN Magazine doesn't want them on the cover anymore, Jeter and A-rod look elsewhere for publicity.

Honeymooners.

Friendly rivalry.

Jeter and Sheffield embrace.

"ARRR Scully....scrape thee barnacles from me b-u-n-g-hole and swash me poop deck?"

Jeter came into spring training as a tight end, came out as a wide receiver.